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Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

March 27, 2017 Staff

(Las Vegas) Unconfirmed Sources reports that contrary to the ‘What happens in Vegas’ marketing campaign a recent study proves that only 62% of what happens stays in Las Vegas. The findings of the study could [Read more]

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