Taking Candy From Babies is Good for America

From the right and always right, commentary by Randy Wright.

I took candy from a baby today. Yep, I did it. The kid was only 2 years old and he couldn’t do a darn thing about. And do you know what? I’m going to do it again. But I’m not going to stop at the candy , no sir. I’m going to take that kids money away too. As a matter of fact I’m going to take that kids money away from him every day until I die. But you want to know the best thing about this whole deal is? You are taking that kids money too.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not accusing you of taking the kids candy, that was all me, but you are taking the kids money and taking that money is actually good for America. Yep, stealing billions from the next generation is actually the best thing we can do for them, but more on that later, I bet you are wondering how we are taking all that money away from the babies.

It’s simple really, we take the money away by spending money like crazy in Washington and cutting taxes into the future, that easy, every can see that. But I have to tell you my favorite scam is the Roth IRA. That’s right, putting money in your Roth IRA is stealing from your children, but it’s ok I promise.

You heard me right. That Roth IRA that lets you withdrawal money in the future tax free is taking billions from your kids. Think about it…future, tax free. Who do you think would have collected those taxes in the future. Your kids, you big dummy. But really don’t worry about it. The Roth IRA is going to deprive the next generation of billions of dollars of tax revenues that they would spend(waste) on whatever they think is a good idea in the future. We pay taxes on the money now, spend the taxes now, and then shaft the next generation. I wonder what scammer though this idea up. But don’t worry about those little bankrupt babies, really.

The way I figure it is this.

It may seen greedy and foolish to spend all the money now, but really, for the good of the younger generation, we need to do it. Everyone knows the younger generation is going to hell. Even Plato said it, and he lived 2000 years ago.

Those little brats are just going to waste the money anyway. They can’t be trusted. We can’t as a nation entrust the future of this nation to future generations, so that is why we need to make all the important financial decisions for them now.

When their time comes to make decisions about how to spend their tax monies at the federal level they will be in such a financial bind that they won’t have any choices to make at all. And that is the point, make all the choices now so they those dumb kids can’t make any bad ones for themselves. They won’t be able to wildly misspend what they don’t have and can’t borrow because we maxed out America’s credit. And besides, we’ll all be dead by then anyway.

That’s why stealing candy and money from babies is good for America.

So there you have it. I’m Randy Wright, from the right and always right.