Toke, Toke, Toke That Cigarette:
Researchers at UCLA’s David Geffen School of Medicine have found that even heavy use of marijuana does not increase your risk of getting lung, mouth, neck, throat or esophageal cancer. While the findings were surprising to researchers at the Geffen School, which was endowed by David Geffen of Geffen Records, whose artists included John Lennon, Elton John, Neil Young, Nirvana, Guns-n-Roses and Aero smith (I’m not saying anything here, it’s just interesting, that’s all) most full time pot smokers weren’t shocked at all. Moonchild Lavender Steinberg of San Francisco, California, when asked to comment on the news said, ” Love is like a big ball of organic strawberry jelly that jiggles and rolls through the universe creating peace and cholesterol in the hearts and minds of those whose clothes it stains.” There ya go.
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