The Runaway Bride, Dead Italians and Social Security: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- May 1. 2005

Missing Georgia Woman Found, Still No Weapons of Mass Destruction:

Jennifer Wilbanks, a 32 year old bride to be who was reportedly distraught that President George W. Bush’s search for Weapons of Mass Destruction has been formally ended with no weapons found, apparently left her home in Duluth, Georgia to embark on a nationwide odyssey in the hopes of finding something that the president missed. Family members and residents of her fianc