Promises to never do it again.
(Washington D.C) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, the Inhabitant of the White House, has accidentally told the truth. The incident happened in the East Room of the White House during an ‘interview’ with law enforcement officials.
The ‘interview’ concerned the firing of the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Preet Bharara. During the questioning of whether Bharara was fired because he was investigating Health and Human Serves Director Tom Price, Mr. Trump said that he “….didn’t even know what Tom Price does.”
The investigator who was administering the ‘interview’ immediately detected a truthful answer and stopped the ‘interview.’
“I got so worried for Mr. Trump that I decided to stop the ‘interview'”, says the investigator, who was not allowed to give his name. “Telling the truth is such an unusual event for Mr. Trump I got worried that maybe he was actually having a stroke or a seizure or something.”
The White House denizen was quickly examined by doctors who found nothing wrong with him. Mr. Trump said that maybe was tired as he had stayed up late watching the overnight 1 am rerun of Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox.
The White House steward gave Mr. Trump a glass of warmed milk and put him down for his afternoon nap.