Conway Pitches Trump Tie Tape Product Line

Conway Selling Trump Tie Tape at White House.
Conway Selling Trump Tie Tape at White House.

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump will be launching a new consumer products company with the help of Trump pitchwomen Kellyanne Conway. The first product for the new company will be Trump Tie Tape.  The tie tape will be followed up by many other consumer products sources say.

“This is going to be a great product!” says spokesperson Kellyanne Conway.  ‘This comes right from Mr. Trump’s experiences.  While playing the role of President, Mr. Trump’s tie is continually blowing around. Whether it be from Air Force One or the rowdy rally crowds a man wants his tie to stay put.  Trump Tie Tape is just the thing. Available for preorder on Amazon .”

The Trump Tie Tape will be available in single packs or convenient 5 roll packs.

Trump Tie Tape
Trump Tie Tape!