Trump Staffers Flood Publishers with Book Proposals

Future Trump Books
Future Trump Books?

Note to Trump Staffers:  “Stop Sending Us Your Damn  Book Proposals.”

(New York) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that New York publishers have been flooded with book proposals from current White House staff members.  Staffers from all levels and offices of the Trump administration are making book deals.  Dozens of proposals have been received and contracts have been signed.

“I’ve never seen anything like it.”says literary agent Vincent Bookmen.  “I’ve got 13 staffers writing books for me right now!  The Trump Insider book segment is going to be YUGE!!”  Bookmen went on to explain that it’s the same at every publishing house in the city.  The race is on to be the first house to publish the insider’s view of the most chaotic White House in history.

“It’s crazy.” says publisher Mary Becker of the Becker Publishing Group.  “I’ve got writer’s sending me pages every single night.  They work their tails of all day long and then spend half the night cranking out pages.  They must be mainlining Starbucks.  These people are hard chargers, but they see the writing on the wall. This is a chance to be at the center of a historical…. Presidency.

The White House knows what is happening and is taking steps to stop this burgeoning industry.  Sean Spicer has confiscated staff phones and computers in search of materials related to future books.

“Everyone knows everyone is writing” says a staffer who wished to remain anonymous.  “Pens and pads are disappearing from the supply cabinets like mad.  I write at home, on the bus, in my office.  I have even written pages in the john.”

Both Becker and Bookmen agree,  they have all the Trump books they can handle at the moment.  They are now rejecting all new proposals.

They generously provided us a partial list of the forthcoming books they intend to publish:

100 days of Hell:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

The Start of the End:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

Inside the Beast:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

At Trump’s Side:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

My President, My Father:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

My President, My Husband:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

I President:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

The Presidency, My Struggle:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

The Rise and Fall of Trump:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

The Prince(Of Washington):  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

Trump, The Road to Power:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House

Quotations from Chairman Trump:  An Insider’s view of the Trump White House