Unconfirmed Sources Reporter Chuck Terzella Covers the Inauguration

(Actually, I’m in a bar in Boston’s Southie, surrounded by Kerry suppoters, drinking my face off and screaming invectives at the television. On a day of National Tragedy it would be unseemly to post a funny story. Not that my stories are ever actually funny, but you get the picture. More after I sober up. Four More Beers!)