Unconfirmed Sources: "We Support George W. Bush On Terror Tribunals"


In a Rose Garden press conference this week United States President George W. Bush fielded questions from reporters regarding his own Republican party’s rebellion against his use of humane torture in order to keep America safe. In answer to one questioner President Bush said that the Geneva Convention’s Article Three ban on torture was “very vague” and required clarification. “What does that mean, ‘outrages upon human dignity?’ That’s a statement that is wide open to interpretation.” Well, we can certainly see where that might cause the President some confusion. Therefore, in an effort to assist Mr. Bush in interpreting the Geneva Convention’ Article Three, we humbly offer the following…

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