Undocumented Irish Immigrants Threaten America. Trump Promises Atlantic Wall

Floating Wall Protects America from Ireland.
Floating Wall Protects America from Ireland.

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is gravely concerned about the number of undocumented Irish that are in America illegally.  There are over 50,000 undocumented Irish in the United States and they pose a significant threat.

During his campaign, Mr. Trump singled out the Irish for criticism.

“When Ireland sends it people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people,” June 2015.

“You have people come in and I’m not just saying Irish, I’m talking about people that are from all over, that are killers and rapists and they’re coming to this country,” June 2015.

“The Irish government is much smarter, much sharper, much more cunning. They send the bad ones over because they don’t want to pay for them. They don’t want to take care of them,” Aug 2015.

These comments have soured Washington’s relationship with Ireland and caused much concern among Irish-Americans and visiting Irish citizens.

To combat the “flood of Irishmen” swarming into east coast cities Mr. Trump has started building a floating wall.  The wall will start in Delaware and continue to the coast of Maine to keep illegal Irishmen from the United States.  At a cost of many billions of dollars the floating was is expected to cost more that the southern border wall.

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