Unconfirmed Sources
News Ticker
  • [ December 7, 2019 ] Puerto Rican officials promise to announce investigation into Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid. The President
  • [ December 2, 2019 ] Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump! The President
  • [ January 30, 2019 ] Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation! Business News
  • [ January 12, 2019 ] Mitch McConnell has gone Missing! National News
  • [ January 2, 2019 ] Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz The President

Universe on Verge of Collapse; God Declares Bankruptcy

November 18, 2008 Staff National News


Unconfirmed Divine Sources revealed today that God has defaulted on a $27653

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Related

Previous

Senator Shelby Sponsors "Buy Foreign Cars For America" Bill

Next

Hillary Clinton Wins By Losing

Recently In the News

  • Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Award From Trump in Touching Ceremony.

    Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump!

    December 2, 2019
  • ICE raids Trump Properties

    Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

    January 30, 2019
  • Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    January 12, 2019
  • Trump Quiz

    Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz

    January 2, 2019

  • Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses!

    December 23, 2018

From the Archives

  • Mel Gibson Latest To Jews: Crucify Me Already!

    August 2, 2006

  • Congressman Dean Heller unveils anti-Sharron Angle campaign ad

    February 18, 2011

  • Trump Adds Freedom Cacus Members to Enemies List

    March 24, 2017

  • Gays Turning Straight Thanks to Therapy

    August 6, 2009

  • Apple To Take 30% Cut On Voice Orders Taken Over iPhone

    February 25, 2011

  • President George W. Bush Unravels Under Pressure

    October 17, 2005

  • ENVIRONMENTAL SOLUTION > DOMED CITIES?

    February 12, 2008

  • Tiger Woods and Wife in Possible Auto Insurance Scam?

    November 29, 2009

  • Palin supports second "bridge to nowhere" because, in this case, "nowhere" is Wasilia

    September 17, 2008

  • Bush Surprises Southern California with Early Visit and Fireside Chat

    October 25, 2007

All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.