Warren Redlich In No-Sex Scandal


Republican/Libertarian Guiderland, NY Board member and gubernatorial hopeful Warren Redlich found himself embroiled in a “no sex” scandal today by some of his political rivals.

Republican GOP leader Michael Steele lambasted Redlich for his obvious lack of interest in sex outside of his own marriage. “How can he even call himself a politician if he’s not pursuing the ladies?” Steele queried. “Every good politician loves sex and the covering up of it afterward!”

Arizona Republican senator John Ensign was shocked to hear of Redlich’s lack of libido. “No page boys, no prostitutes, no interns, no friend’s wife