When I Was The Hammer (The Tom DeLay Song)

When I was the Hammer
I Hammered in the morning
I Hammered in the evening
in Sugarland.
I Hammered out districts
that helped Republicans
I Hammered out deals between
the donors and the leaders
of all Americans

Then I got a club
and I swung it in the morning
I swung it in the evening
all over Scotland
I swung it at golf balls
I swung it with Abramoff
I swung it to swing a deal
to get the Indians casino’s
all over this land

But then I got Nailed
and now I’m Indicted
I can’t be the Leader
of Republicans
I’m looking at prison
I’m looking at jail time
I’m looking at rolling over
and making a deal
with Ronnie Earle.