Unconfirmed sources report that Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has been in contact with Libyan dictator Gadhafi seeking advice on how to deal with protesters in the Wisconsin State Capitol Building. Walker, impressed with Gadhafi’s methods, spoke with the leader late last night.
“It was a frank and useful discussion,” Walker said to reporters after the call. “Gadhafi and I see eye to eye on many issues. He is strong leader who is doing what he thinks is best for his people and he is not going to compromise because a few people don’t agree with him.”
“The colonel had some very good suggestions.” Continued Walker. “He suggested I call out the National Guard and use force to break up the protests. His also thought I should block Facebook, Twitter and even the entire internet. I don’t know about that, but I think arresting a few journalists and roughing up a few protesters might help cool things off.”