BERLIN — DaimlerChrysler Chairman Dieter Zetsche confirmed that Chrysler was for sale. “It was a big mistake to have bought it; a move that we now regret. Anyone who wants it can have it at a bargain price.”
Zetsche gave the terms of the sale:
SPECIAL SPRING CLEARANCE! CHRYSLER DIVISION FOR SALE.
ONLY $1999 DOWN AND $399 A MONTH AT ZERO PERCENT INTEREST TO QUALIFIED BUYERS OR $1200 REBATE FOR CASH.
200,000 MILE OR 2 MONTH WARRANTY> WHICH EVER COMES FIRST. BE THE FIRST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO OWN A CAR COMPANY!