Rudy Giuliani promises Terror attacks if not elected president
by Walid
Giuliani to you "Be afraid"MANCHESTER, N.H. - -Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. Giuliani went on to declare "I will plan the attack myself to prove America isn't safe."

But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped. "Just like the Bush administration did in the run up to 9/11.

"I listen to the Democrats and if one of them gets elected, I'm going to on the attack ," Giuliani continued. "Democrats will bring our boys home from Iraq. They will cut back on torture, electronic surveillance, abusive interrogation.

When asked if he could stop terrorists from hating us, Giuliani declared "I'm about fighting, and killing other people not building understanding or bridging cultural gaps."

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