Know a possible al Qaeda sympathizer? Turn them in!
by Dominus Noster
Do you know somebody--perhaps, somebody you don't like--who you think is an al Qaeda sympathizer? Then turn them into the Department of Homeland Security immediately!

Signs of being an al Qaeda sympathizer/Islamofascist:

1)Do they dislike FOX News?
2)Have they ever voted for somebody other than a Republican?
3)Do they not run through two-minutes hate drills regularly?
4)Do they question anything the Bush administration has ever done?
5)Have they ever criticized a Republican (with the exception of Ron Paul)?
6)Do they not find talk show hosts such as Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Medved, et al., to be intellectually stimulating?
7)Do they ever visit sites like AntiWar.com, InfoWars.com, LewRockwell.com, or other hate sites? Are they fans of the radio talk show host Alex Jones?
8)Are they opposed to perpetual war?
9)Do they believe in the Fourth Amendment, or even the Fifth Amendment (i.e., the right against self-incrimination/protection against coercive means to extract a confession such as waterboarding)?
10)Do they believe waterboarding is torture?

If any of the above apply, turn their name into the Department of Homeland Security, so that our Enhanced Interrogation Specialists can sort out the details.

 
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Adam K. East wrote:
And so this empire too will bite the dust like all others before it...but the irony is America was never really free except for the pioneers and some cowboys and outlaws who lived by their own laws...still a mere colony of the crown..and so the end of America is also the end of the rotten British empire which has been on life support since world war 1...this evil rotten order which exists on the exploitation of the weak and the needy is coming to an end...thank God.
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RBC wrote:
I am a Qaeda sympathizer/Islamofascist!
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www.infowars.com wrote:
I do all of the above

I hate FOX NEWS

I LOVE RON PAUL

I go to INFOWARS ALL THE TIME

bush skull and bones boys
are nothing but liars

and america is BROKE and people better wake up
henrymakow.com
infowars.com
goodnewaboutgod.com
masonic lying symbols all over your american MONEY
want to know why?
you better wake up america
YOU BETTER WAKE UP
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