John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
by Kamal El-Din
Johne Boehner and Eric Cantor Fail to Pass Debt Ceiling.Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, plunged into the Potomac after hitting the Debt Ceiling. The pair miraculously survived the crash, but they both received serious injuries to their credibility.

Witnesses indicate that the car was traveling rapidly down Constitution Ave when it tried to pass a speeding Debt Ceiling.

"They were really cooking," says night watchman Keith Barnes, who saw the whole thing. "They tried to pass the Debt Ceiling, but they didn't make it. The car hopped the sidewalk, hit a parking meter and went airborne. It was horrible to watch."

The car flew over 150 feet before splashing into the river. The two congressmen pulled themselves from the dark waters and awaited an ambulance.

"John and Eric are very lucky men," says hospital spokesman, Ben Lyon. "They received minor injuries to their bodies, but injuries to their credibly could be fatal. Voters expect congressional leaders to be able to pass a Debt Ceiling."

The two could be released as early as tomorrow, but doctors warn that they had better do a better job of passing the Debt Ceiling next time they try.
Car accident at the Capitol.

 
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Larry Fincher wrote:
This is the most stupid thing I've seen concerning a very serious situaltion.
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iwantfreeeverything...liberalmuch? wrote:
This is the reason why we need this thing to collapse to get the idiots like you out of the country!
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Kamal wrote:
What is stupid? My dumb story or the fools that are risking our economic system to score political points? I might say both.
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
"iwantfreeeverything...liberalmuch? wrote:
This is the reason why we need this thing to collapse to get the idiots like you out of the country! "

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I bet you're one of those peaceful, loving, tolorant, christian folk right?
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iwantfreeeverything...liberalmuch? wrote:
Keep betting wrong i am a peaceful, loving, "tolorant", conservative...I actually care for my country... guess that free education didn't help in school huh?
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
Actually your comment cracks me up, because statistics show the lowest IQs throughout the US are located squarely in the conservative states/districts, which also usually have higher religious beliefs.

So indeed your point may be true (poor spelling included) for your local school system, however unlike yours, the area I grew up in was above average.

But like most fox "news" followers, who needs to trouble their simple minds with things like facts.
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iwantfreeeverything...liberalmuch? wrote:
Glad you believe in one thing you saw on the internet and thought it was true. You can manipulate statistics to show any sort of way. How about running statistics on how many liberal schools (since they are "above status quo") are pushing people thru school because no body looks at if too many people really deserve an A in the class. I go to school/work for a liberal school in a conservative state and see this stuff every day. Free edumcation for errrbody!
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
"Glad you believe in one thing you saw on the internet and thought it was true."... I would guess with your education level, you see no irony in this.

There's plenty of truth to it, just look at all the states that voted for McCain, 15 of them are in the bottom 20 in education level. It's not only the 2008 presidential election either...look at others. It's not rocket science. Well maybe to fox news followers it is, since it require research.

It is interesting that you said yourself your in a conservative state and it appears people have a difficult time with "edumcation for errbody". Maybe it's just a problem with "edumcation" period, as apparent with your inability to correlate the republican voting block and statistics confirming the education level in conservative states.

Bless you, and god speed on your continued "edumcation".
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Independent wrote:
If this is how Republicans will run the Gov. I'll take the democrates.
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nickfun wrote:
I'm with ya Kamal. My debt ceiling story generated a tiny amount of intelligent discussion and a whole lotta stupidity.
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mike wrote:
This whole thing is mess.This is how the conservatives have been running this country with FEAR ever since the 1960s. Russia was going to nuke us than. NOW THE MUSLIMS are going to do it. AND THANKS BE TO GOD WE HAVE THE REPUBLICANS TO PROTECT US FROM THIS SELF INFLICTED DEBT CRISIS. You tea baggers are a joke. YOU CANT EVEN LAUGH AT THIS SITE. Take all that tax money you are afraid to pay in like a good american would and buy your way into heaven. You church lovers.
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Des wrote:
Win why not
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Mary wrote:
Well, tell me I guess your plan is more of the idiot Obama's high unemployement, sucking up to the unions and gays kinda of course of action, your leaders plan is to destory the USA...i got news for ya, come 2012 there will be a new president elected his name is not Obama...
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laughnow wrote:
The absolute best thing that could happen is no deal, busted credit rating, and higher borrowing costs.

this would FORCE Congress to reduce spending. The market is the only force that can stop this, because Congress is completely out of control and has been for 30 yrs.

Only idiot Democrats cant see this. that or they do see and dont care that the dollar wont buy cat food soon. Maybe they like cat food since Dems are pussies.
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chuckle_now_and_then wrote:
You people are a bunch of chowder heads! This is a satirical piece and if we can't find a bit of levity in the whole situation then we have really lost our humor in the US and are doomed.
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Kamal wrote:
Yeah Right Laughnow

Lets default it would be like dropping an a-bomb on our weak economy. That would go a long way to improving the situation for all of us, you included.

We need to have some adults come to a real compromise that involves spending cuts and increased revenue, and it needs to be done without threatening the entire country.

Do the Republicans think we are all going to love them Stockholm Syndrome style and actually trust them after they do their best to wreck the economy further so they can score political points?
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LiberalstheystillbleedRed wrote:
Glad your school of above average is so beyond average that you can't even spell John right.
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Quark wrote:
What an idiotic childish article. Obviously someone who is a libtard democrap who is in love with O'Bummer.
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Oprah wrote:
How did this crap make it on Google News? Google, you should be ashamed and apologise for linking this trash to your news website.

Google stock will crash Monday, August 1, 2011. Google stock will trade below $200 share. Google stock trash. Google quits. Google to hire 10 million workers. Google hire. Google to lay off 1,000 employees. Google endorce Sarah Palin. Google caught cheating wall street. Google and Barney Frank scandle. Google market shares fall scandle Sarah Palin, Anthony Weiner. Google scandle Richard Nixon, Googlegate, Google falls, Google Sarah Palin 2012. Google teams with Sarah Palin, Oprah, Obama, Barack.
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Barack Insane Obama wrote:
Good one Oprah!!!
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Al Gore wrote:
Hey, I really did win in 2000!!! The votes were their. The ocean is rising. The ice is melting. Global Cooling is happening. I mean, not happerning.

It was Google that buried my votes in Florida. Google is a terrible company that knows how to bury you. Google fradulent shares will fall. Predict Google ask $253. Bid $235.
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George Soros wrote:
Google stock crash??? Sell, sell, sell!!!!
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Bill Maher wrote:
Annouce that Sarah Palin to run for 2012 United States of American Idol. Thank you America!!! I love Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin for President 2012. I love George Bush.
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Liberalsnsexscandles..askmeaboutmyweiner wrote:
Reid is a genius let's just copy the republicans because they came out with the first one they are the true innovators we are just the copiers. Hay liberals don't be the first ones to jump or anything you've only had 800+ days to figure one out, and all you could come up with is copy, copy, fudge numbers paste.
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mike wrote:
This whole thing is mess.This is how the liberals have been running this country with FEAR ever since the 1930s. Russia was going to nuke us and kill the jews. NOW THE MUSLIMS are going to kill us ALL. AND THANKS BE TO GOD WE HAVE THE LIBERALS TO PROTECT US FROM THIS SELF INFLICTED DEBT CRISIS. THANK YOU Barney Frank!!! You are a joke. YOU CANT EVEN LAUGH AT THIS because Barney Frank and Al Franken are not really funny anymore. Take all that tax money you are afraid to pay in like a good american would and buy your way in to watch shrimp on a treadmill. You goober lovers. Wait, I like goobers and raisanettes. Does that make me gay. So what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Anthony Weiner wrote:
Hey Oprah, you suck!!! Why did you put my name girl in your frostie? Me been freezin here at home dog. Gore got me some smack. We been down with Reid smokin gold and feelin fine. Been sending pics of my thing all across America and everybody knows what it looksa like. Did you know Barack Obama had a BJ? His home boy was Larry Sinclair back in 1999. Larry Sinclair and I had some good times tooooooo!
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OurGovernmentNeedsABailoutObama wrote:
Suprised these ignorant liberals haven't started throwing there poop at apple since they have more money than the government right now... What about them greedy CEOs now? Oh but I love the apple it's so decilious and over priced and it shines!
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Dum Bass Democ Rat wrote:
Actually your comment cracks me up, because statistics show the lowest IQs throughout the US are located squarely in the high density cities, which also usually have lower religious beliefs and sell more crack to Al Gore and Al Franken.

So indeed your point may be true (poor spelling included) for your local school system, however unlike yours, the area I grew up in was above average. I am a dum bass by the way.

But like most MSNBarackC "news" followers, who needs to trouble their simple minds with things like facts. The Fox News Channel "FNC" is the one you should watch. Fox Business Channel also.

I also love Sarah Palin and George Bush. Why are democrats jackasses? We should be the elefants. Most of us are lardasses that need to diet, but we will, we will, tax you.... sing it, we will, we will tax you, everybody...
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Google crash August 2011 wrote:
Google crash August 2011
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Johnny Gray wrote:
Well, I live in Tennessee. People down here are educated. They are taught the bible (they don't actually read it themselves), they watch Fox News. Therefore they know that it is useless to listen to anybody discuss "facts". If it ain't on "Fox" or nobody taught it in sunday school, then it is just some of that crazy science or math stuff that them damn liberal commies like to spout like it means something. I mean Tea Patriots know what's important and true, cause God is whispering in their ear. Funny how God sounds just like Rupert Murdoch though.
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
@Dum Bass Democ Rat.... Imitation is flattery.... and flattery will get you everywhere with me big boy...you turn me on.
@Johnny Gray.... ROTFLMAO
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D Ross wrote:
The USS Starship is in orbit over a small and insignificant planet, referred to as earth, a small type “M” planet inhabited by a primitive humanoid species.

The story unfolds:
On the bridge of the USS Enterprise

Captain Kirk: Sulu, what are the readings from that class M planet on the view screen?
Sulu: Ah…captain, it appears the earthlings are out of control again.
Kirk: “What is it this time?”
Sulu: “Ah…it appears the Republikons want to invoke the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.”
Kirk: “Locate Dr. Spock now.
Klaxon: Spock to the bridge
Spock in muted tone: Yes Captain, what is it?
Kirk: The Republikons are invoking Ferengi acquisition laws on this class “M” planet’s surface.
Spock: As before, these backward creatures need the Obama mind-meld.
Kirk: Yes, the Vulcan nerve touch is unnecessary. The Republikons are weak, the mind-meld will suffice.
Spock: I will beam down now captain.
Kirk: Wait Spock, we’ll go to the planet’s surface together. And Spock, bring your ethnic modulation kit with you.
Spock: Understood captain.

Energize… http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/...
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Emerica wrote:
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Stu S wrote:
This is a freakin' riot. I am laughing my ass off and it's so true, serious matter or not. And, Johnny Gray--I love you, man. You have confirmed my belief about Tennessee after the racist campaign that was run against Harold Ford for the U.S. Senate. I hope others understand how dangerous these bible-thumping retards actually are.
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no one important wrote:
Obama voted against the debt ceiling when he was a Senator. 5 years and several increases later he is begging for an increase. Go figure.
Fed spending is out of control, the Demo's want to "kick the can down the road" and the Tea Party wants to cut up the credit cards. Sadly, I bet the Demos will get their way.
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They are all a pack of twisters wrote:
Wish Ted Kennedy was driving. He knew how to take care of a difficult problem.
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PulSe wrote:
Stupid Tea Baggers !
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no one important wrote:
Yeah! Cut up the credit cards? Can you imagine? How dare they?
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if i was gor wrote:
liberal and conservative hating each other... this is been going on for thousands of years... if i was god i would not give much more time to figure it out. the only way people could unite is an alien invasion maybe and it would probably get back to what it was before. Humans can do so much good and so much bad. If every one could focus on loving their own kids (truly) the difference might, between the two camps fade.
Good luck!
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Pro Republican-Anti Religion wrote:
I'm amazed at how many liberals endorse the reckless spending. Please, run your own house like the Democrats run our government. If you do that much then we won't have to read your comments on the Internet since your service will be shut off for lack of payment.

The fact is Republicans aren't innocent either, BUT the trouble can really be tracked back to 2007 when the Democrats took control of the House and Senate.
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Bob wrote:
Its a joke, silly people. I'm a Democrat and Boehner's not so bad he just lacks debating skills. As for Cantor Stalin would have like him he's blunt, rude, and uncompromising. They both need to go to charm school soon. I'm sure their next election bid will allow it. Face it Republican or Democrat both Boehner and Cantor have the skills of a Gorilla in a China shop.
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Government-bbaaad-Corporations-bbeeetter wrote:
To solve the record debt problem, Republicans want record cuts with near record low taxes. And Liberals have a fiscal problem? This is like going to eat at a restaurant with the extended family and then making your mother-in-law pay the bill. Shame.
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Phuck a republithug Save the Country wrote:
This "story" is hilarious !!! LOVE the satire. Some of the comments are from people who are way too serious. Too bad Boehner & Cantor didn't sustain head "injuries": as in a good knockin to the noggin might (God willing) knock some sense into their ideology infested minds.That is hoping for too much though. The republithugs are so stubborn and ideology driven nutbags they're willing to RUIN the nations AAA credit rating just to make a point. When the the economy gets worse and borrowing costs go even higher and taxes- ooops fees , go higher, blame the douche bags republithug turds. Afterall the economy is in a tailspin due to 8+ years of republican economic "policies".
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Steve wrote:
This is simply cute and fun.

It's SATIRE PEOPLE COME ON WAKE UP!!!

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

IT'S REALLY FUNNY :)
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JS wrote:
ITS NOTHING NOTHING ON THE HILL BUT CORRUPTION.THIS THING IS ABOUT AN AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
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JS wrote:
GET THIS DONE NOW AND STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER, WE WANT TO KEEP SOCIAL SECURITY.
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Bonnie wrote:
First I think some of the comments need a bar of soap for mind and mouth and simple english would help for 90% of americans.The bible is the word of God! its the person behind the book not the book.I'M sure the arabs who hate us are laughing.We need to be cival to each other as much as possible,as far as the article go's it's in bad taste needs to be on saturday night live not google.One more thing I LIKE THE STARTREK COMMENT. Good Luck and pray for our country.
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Charles K. Crumb wrote:
Quite Stupid! The Debt Ceiling is not
the problem, it is the uncontrolled
spending. If the Government took all of our earnings they would still not
be able to pay for the unchecked spending. A balanced budget is the only way. Obama is keeping the Republicans in the back of the Bus! His only plan is to destroy the USA!
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Really Upset wrote:
This is NOT satire. Satire is clever and usually funny. This is NOT funny or clever. It is vulgar and thoughtless. Google needs to GET IT Off the News page and on to the pretend entertainment section. Get it away from actual news.
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Steve wrote:
I for one think it's funny. I for one would prefer to see satire on the Tea Party. I'm a coffee drinker and hate tea.
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Steve wrote:
Pro Republican Against religion. I think the debt problem can be traced back to Reagon. It was only starting to improve under Clinton until Bush came along. Now the conservatives want Social Security to bail out the national debt. Dehhh! Wrong answer. Get the Oil Companies who led us into the Iraq war to foot the bill along with the Hedge Fund managers who are responsible for magnifying the housing crisis yet have gotten off Scot-free.
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Jack Straw wrote:
People keep equating this to a household who has overspent, when in actuality it is more like a business that has suddenly lost revenue with increased costs. Your choices are to reduce costs, and try to raise prices as much as possible to increase revenue.

It really is not that complicated.
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Ed wrote:
DemOcrats are idiots. This piece of writing shows they think taxpayer money is one big joke.
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Ed wrote:
Did you hear that smuck Schumer joke the pizza is burning when the phone rang at the podium. Democrats all think taxpayer money is a joke and want to spend every last penny of it then some.
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Lostinthedetails wrote:
Just an observation; Republicans Can-t Drive made clever comments related to another writer's comments on education or the lack of it by pointing out his gross misspellings and grammatical errors, while incorrectly using "your" for "you're" and "require" for "requires". Probably not a great idea to point out another's errors unless you are willing to have those of your own pointed out as well. Speak the language man.
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FreeTheMassesFromTyranny wrote:
Some of these comments were actually funnier than the article. A mind meld would work, except that for all intent and purposes, these folks have been lobotomized by FOX news, talk radio and some misguided preachers. A more compassionate approach would be to euthanize them.
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darwan wrote:
Ed, I believe both the dems & repubs both will spend every nickle they get their hands. (if current history is worthy consideration, repub's excels at spending & why we hurt so today)

It's what they select to spend it on that "should be" your primary concern.

Has your thought process managed to advance that far into the issues before us?

It's a matter of "what" we've committed investment too that robs us today.
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jshrum wrote:
to these two guys they don't care about tax payer money they just want to give it to the wealthy.They actually think that President Obama has to give them a plan before they give him a debt ceiling increase . I got a surprise for them he don't . He did his part when he ask for a debt ceiling increase it is their job to give him one . If they won't to put strings attach then he has the right to except or veto . he still don't . then they have to come up with a plan that he will except not the other around. The Gop has turned this process around and actually thinks that the President has to give them a plan one they can except not so, If he vetos one they send him then they have to override or send another bill .
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jshrum wrote:
the House of Representives acts like they are the cheif cook and bottle whashers . that is what most of them should be doing washing dishes at a fast food resturant and wainting on people because they are not qualityed to do their job in the Congress . alot of dish washers could do better .
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jshrum wrote:
the GOP should be doing something about the Tea Baggers . Stop letting them run the show . They are destroying the GOP. I am a John Mc Cain GOP not a Rand Paul GOP. Paul don't don't know how to get out of a paper bag .
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James R. Schaefer wrote:
It is difficult for me to see why educated people can get so engrossed in a political issue that they ignore the basic fundamentals of sound business practices. I’m talking about basically honest people, not those that have stretched the rules to fit their needs. I think the basic problem is that we just need to be honest. It does not take an educated person to know that you need to keep a balanced budget. We need to make our country financially, defensively, and morally strong. If we, the people, show that the United States of America is putting a stop to our financial mistakes, we will have the envy and respect of the rest of the world. Be gone ‘rating agencies’ you have let politics influence your needs. Let what you have in your savings account determine your risk.
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aaron fleszar wrote:
Political theater and nothing else. Learn the real story about what's going on since the 2008 coup d'etat starting with Sarah Palin http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blog...
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FD wrote:
I do not think there is anything funny in our countries debt.I think that all the people who work for the gevernment should get a pay cut and no pay raises for 3 years.It sure did not bother them when they all voted on no raises for the elderly on social security for 2 years,that was ok they still got their money,and by the way social security is not an "Intitlement" We all paid into social security for many years not like some I know that never worked but get it,for those it should be called an intitlement....
Now back to the countries debt.We should cut back on all foreign aide to other countries and look in our own back yard. Who came to our aide when hurricane Andrew hit south Florida,or Katrina in New Orlean and the biggest one of all is on September 11th????? what foreign country came here to help us???? But yet the government coutinues to hand out money.I also believe that all government officals should pay there owm retirement, health insurance and drive their own cars instead of government cars all the time.I had to do all that when I worked so why are they so different,because they work for the government,well I worked for the state and I still had to contribute to my retirement and health insurance and had to drive my own car just like millions of other americans did and still do.Also this beautiful country of ours was built on Love hard work and the Bible,so stop trying to change things God is our savior and should be honored as so, by all people who come to our GREAT COUNTRY,leave our ways alone if you do not like them then go back to where you came from and practice your own religion there.
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JP wrote:
WTF I think we need to stop paying our elected officials, seem like they can't do the jobs they were elected to do.
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ID wrote:
The only credibility that has been irreparably damaged is yours, Unconfirmedsources.com

You place the blame entirely on the Republicans and set your blinders to the fact that Obama has rejected a $1T debt limit increase because he wants a $3T increase.
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no one important wrote:
This guy said it the best and it's worth repeating. thank you James

James R. Schaefer wrote:
It is difficult for me to see why educated people can get so engrossed in a political issue that they ignore the basic fundamentals of sound business practices. I’m talking about basically honest people, not those that have stretched the rules to fit their needs. I think the basic problem is that we just need to be honest. It does not take an educated person to know that you need to keep a balanced budget. We need to make our country financially, defensively, and morally strong. If we, the people, show that the United States of America is putting a stop to our financial mistakes, we will have the envy and respect of the rest of the world. Be gone ‘rating agencies’ you have let politics influence your needs. Let what you have in your savings account determine your risk.
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G-Money wrote:
Please watch the movie Inside Job. Also go back to school and take History and Economy 101 to learn more about what happened in the past. I worked for Countrywide, WAMU, BlueShield CA, Chase, BOFA, Morgan Stanley, Goldman sachs and knew exactly what goes on there. The Debt Ceiling has been extended several times. What the Tea Baggers don't understand is that the Republicans will increase the Debt Ceiling otherwise Wall Street will eat them up alive. Where were the Tea Baggers during Bush years. Most of the people at the Tea Party Meetings that I went to are either on welfare, social security, disability. There IQ level is not quite there. I pretended I was one of them and most of the Tea Baggers never even went to college. You Tea Baggers are just plain dumb. It's like little kids trying to govern. The Tea Baggers walk into walmart and buy chinese stuff and then talk about jobs being outsourced. It's a blast. As far as Fox News goes I love it. It's like a comedy show. God is your savior. Man what kinda stuff you got in the Tea Bag. The rich got tax breaks. Please Tea Bag Nation please find a job and help the poor. It's written in the Bible.
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G-Money wrote:
Great Article Kamal. By the way I am now back at Goldman. We all laugh at these Tea Baggers during our lunch breaks which are usually 2 hours. Little do they realize that they are going to get f** over again and again because we got the Goverment in check even their own Congress folks. :) This is a great country
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Amabo wrote:
Goldman Sachs crash, Google crash, Citi crash, Tea Bag, Coffee, Hash, Welfare, Muslim, Terrorist, AR 15, WMD, cat, dog.
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Amabo wrote:
Google down to $200 share. Google crash. Google stock drops. Google and Goldman Sachs default. Google and Goldman Sachs plummet. Google and Goldman Sachs $5.00 share. Google bid $200, Goldman Sachs bid $50.
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Barack H. Obama wrote:
This is the reason why we need this $$$ to collapse to get the idiots like you, that wrote this story, out of the country!
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Sarah Palin 2012 wrote:
Kamal El-Din, the Editor and Publisher of Unconfirmed Sources, is now leader of the Tea Party 2011.
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
Kamal could take over Glenn Beck's show on fox and the beck show credibility would skyrocket.
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Republicans Can-t Drive wrote:
@Lostinthedetails

I'll admit, I'm a horrible speller and a slave to spellcheck.

It's great of you to point out something so simple minded, yet meaningful to you. I personally understand the gist of something without feeling the need to highlight mispellings, besides, I'm only human, along with everyone else.
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Sandy wrote:
I have read several comments and I wanted to add my own. I believe in the United States of America and the American people. We should stand united and bring an answer to our debt ceiling as quickly as possible. May God Bless each and everyone for without him, what is left? America is and will continue to be the greatest country. We have to believe in it and make it happen.
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Linda Lawson wrote:
This is NOT funny...probably written by a stupid Dem...I think the dems in DC need to have one HUGE enima and go home. I can't get approved for Social Security because the Dems have everythng screwed up. Escpecally Obama, maybe one day he will realize, WE ARE THE PEOPLE! What happened to the "I care about the people"???? I suppose it went down the toilet with "Weiner"!!
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BO the BFer wrote:
This is the kind of crap we've grown to expect for the CoproCratic Party.
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David Kaplan wrote:
Bad taste !!!
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George wrote:
Only libtadrds would come up with the idiotic story like this. Screw you, you can build your utopian socialistic country elsware
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Roger wrote:
Why on earth does this show up on the top of google news today? All this article proves is that google sucks ass
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jackbruce wrote:
laughnow is the idiot.with this foolishly insane faith in the 'invisible hand' free market malarkey...the shit doesn't work, never has.. it's only a mantra to protect the greed of the filthy rich. the bigger the gap in wealth distribution, the worse off society is in every way. this is true everywhere. perhaps if you relied on science, data and facts,instead of that Ole-time religious free market bs, you'd know something
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John G. wrote:
All of those who have voted and supported tea party baggers should be put to jail eternally. They are the most ignorants people that the world have ever seen. They are like a virus that seek to destroy America. This work was done by those right wing republican and Fox News to divide us and collapse our economy. They all have one thing in common which to create a narcist goverment just like the ones under Idolf Hitler in the old Germany. I urge all Americans to unite together and destroy this virus once and for all. In the next election, we should get rid of all of them. election,
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seeb wrote:
to bad its not the truth its no worse than what their trying to do to the retired working class
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FrankTran wrote:
Stupid News.
Must be from Demo-Rats people.
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The Dark Ages wrote:
I think I liked it better before the Internet when middle aged men didn't have a forum to post their opinions instantly.
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Anne wrote:
Tea Party doesn't sound too hot in my opinion. These real patriots should rather call themselves "Druggies Party" because their minds are intoxicated anyway, no matter how "sober" they pretend to be.
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DSL wrote:
Great satirical idea that deserved a much better execution.
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Ronald wrote:
Slavery was outlawed by the Leftist President Abraham Lincoln.
So why are Tea Party members still doing what their Rich Masters tell them to do?

Why yes. Republicans in Lincolns time were leftists. Factual History sure is scary, isn't it.
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JustMyself wrote:
The dems and pubs will *both* spend every penny they can get hold of.

The dems will use it all on social security, medicare, epa, dep. of education, and their own wierd pet causes, in addition to their corporate friends.\

The pubs will spend it all on their corporate friends.

Both will spend the remaining money on wars.
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George wrote:
Castro is in the middle of this...Ted Turner will fix it talking to him.
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Will Brosk wrote:
So much hate on both sides and so little insight. Instead of hating and attacking someone who's views differ from yours. Try to see things from their perspective and learn what motivates them. You will likely still disagree with them but maybe you will not despise and attack them.

The nature of a true democracy is compromise. You get 2 or more groups with different views to work together and the end result should be a plan that neither likes but both can accept. As of now I see the republican congress as the party unwilling to compromise

Now due to this as a truly independent voter who in the past has voted republican more often than not I am unlikely to vote republican in the future. As much as they blame Obama for the recession it started with bush in power. He has been able to do little to fix it but have done nothing to fix it.
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Will Brosk wrote:
So much hate on both sides and so little insight. Instead of hating and attacking someone who's views differ from yours. Try to see things from their perspective and learn what motivates them. You will likely still disagree with them but maybe you will not despise and attack them.

The nature of a true democracy is compromise. You get 2 or more groups with different views to work together and the end result should be a plan that neither likes but both can accept. As of now I see the republican congress as the party unwilling to compromise

Now due to this as a truly independent voter who in the past has voted republican more often than not I am unlikely to vote republican in the future. As much as they blame Obama for the recession it started with bush in power. He has been able to do little to fix it but have done nothing to fix it.
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Will Brosk wrote:
So much hate on both sides and so little insight. Instead of hating and attacking someone who's views differ from yours. Try to see things from their perspective and learn what motivates them. You will likely still disagree with them but maybe you will not despise and attack them.

The nature of a true democracy is compromise. You get 2 or more groups with different views to work together and the end result should be a plan that neither likes but both can accept. As of now I see the republican congress as the party unwilling to compromise

Now due to this as a truly independent voter who in the past has voted republican more often than not I am unlikely to vote republican in the future. As much as they blame Obama for the recession it started with bush in power. He has been able to do little to fix it but have done nothing to fix it.
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Will Brosk wrote:
So much hate on both sides and so little insight. Instead of hating and attacking someone who's views differ from yours. Try to see things from their perspective and learn what motivates them. You will likely still disagree with them but maybe you will not despise and attack them.

The nature of a true democracy is compromise. You get 2 or more groups with different views to work together and the end result should be a plan that neither likes but both can accept. As of now I see the republican congress as the party unwilling to compromise

Now due to this as a truly independent voter who in the past has voted republican more often than not I am unlikely to vote republican in the future. As much as they blame Obama for the recession it started with bush in power. He has been able to do little to fix it but have done nothing to fix it.
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Google Sucks wrote:
Google Sucks!
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Osama Bin Obama wrote:
Death to Allah! Now that is funny satire!
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Joann Birmingham wrote:
Satire is just that SATIRE! Get a grip! They are still alive and when I first saw the "news" item, I admit I was concerned, but since it is SATIRE I just laughed because, it could easily read Pelosi and Reid. So relax and have a laugh, the elections are 1 year and 3 mos and days away. Who do you want to run the country, every vote counts unless your name is Al Gore. . .
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vortexer wrote:
Breaking news: Cantor back in ER complaining of "backlash" as a result of his accident with the debt ceiling. An unidentified source in the ER commented that this was a common condition experienced by many backlash victims and that she felt it would work itself out in the next election. He reportedly is in a delirious state babbling something about choking on tea with kochs.
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
why do you hate christains?

tell you what come down to loganville ga and i'll show you how you should turn the other cheek.

they say rednecks are form the south, you have proved that wrong you commi pinko pig!

go hug a sow grizzly with a cub!
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
you liberals pass things well like gas from the mouth.

ever thought of dieing, well try it now! no really keep rtying until you get it right lefest liberal waste of flesh.
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I like Satire wrote:
Just bad. The metaphor's poorly constructed and the article's badly written (injuries to their "credibly"? C'mon, man. This thing is less than 200 words long). The author makes a weak attempt to create a parallel between reckless driving, resulting in a car crash, and reckless brinkmanship, resulting in national default.

But the big point is, this showed up in a Google News feed. And it NEVER, EVER should have.
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
satire, you should rename your fatire, like your fat belly from getting welfare steaks all these years from real working folks.

Leftest waste of flesh, i really like that, coined it while puking from listening to crap like you.
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Skaught wrote:
Yeah, this is lame. Leave the satire to The Onion.
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
if i were a fart you would be the wet stuff left over, leftest waste of flesh, hope you woke up often last night, hope you had heartburn and worried if you next check was coming in the mail, you baby killing waste of flesh...loganville georgia, come on down you pig headed weasel of a no good upbringing. oh dont worry, we wouldnt even consider hurting a waste of flesh like you, but our dogs may not feel the same way, hungry they are and nothing like tender little waste of flesh liberals like you.

hey ever consider actaully working for a living, naw didnt think so...loganville ga pig head, easy to get to 75 south, to 285 west bound to 78 west, maybe 30 minutes east, were here sissy boy, just send me a note.

hey dont you threaten me now, you would need an army to do so, waste O flesh...a new ceral from General Pinko! you get a little liberal whimp in every bite, dogs love it! cats hate it.
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
die oh please just die, now pretty please just cram lots of crackers ion your mouth and inhale deeply while jumping off your roof or going down the road and openeing the door and just rolling out...oh wait no dont do that, that would just ad to my expenses, having to clean our road form the waste of flesh like you. okay maybe this, call rev al sharkten and have him pray you into liberal heaven, where the girls are fat and abort babies every day, guys well are hard to tell from the fat girl or the ones who look like hillery clintonite, and well you can dress...both ways, in those little skinny jeans and play with my money, well becasue you dont earn, you just take form others and well you can pee in your pants all day and no one will laugh, thye do to! h this is so great for the liberals a little pissy heaven for you all, called HELL!
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SpaceCreature wrote:
Republicans passed broader internet snooping bill though. Now FaceCrook wants everyone to lose anonymity on the internet. Mr. Z's sister say's people will "behave" if this happens. It wont be long before Republicans who preach smaller government and then give us bigger government with more power also wants us all to have bio-metric log on and RFID injections. Big fat(R)talks of freedom and liberty then takes it all away in the name of security.
Bottom line Mr. Z wants to know who I am if I am talking smack about Richy Rich snooper trooper - privacy defender extortion plotter. Political retributions is his dream-book so we "behave".
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Kadius Suidak wrote:
Now I fell like you have gooten a little picture of just how Not so funny all of this is. By the way head east of Boise ID to Ontario OR, takes about 45 minutes, there is a little shop called Sticky Buns & Things, please buy the Pewter tea set, $45.00 i believe. Well worth it and you can give it to someone.

Have a nice evening.
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Tired of this crud wrote:
It used to take some intelligence to use a computer, but now that any idiot can get online, they are and making asinine comments and forwarding each other utterly false emails about how democrats are the source of all evil.
They never bother to check up on their emails or they would discover that they are all faked. It's also sad that they get all their news through the FOX filter and don't hear about the rest of the story: for each democrat that has unwise sexual activities, there's at least one "family values" republican who commits much more extreme acts. However, since they get all their news from a single source (and the blogs who mindlessly repeat it), that all gets filtered out.
So, the country will get what it deserves. It's a shame that we're still blowing all our money on the military and wars that are only pissing off more people at us and there isn't even any discussion of cutting back on that money hemorrhage.
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The Eyewitness Muse wrote:
Actual funny satire without resorting to dumb tricks like fake car wrecks in headline:

Don’t raise the ceiling, lower the floor.
http://eyewitnessmuse.com/m...
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Michael Hamrick wrote:
Obama is the problem!! Obama doesn't want compromise, he wants it his way and that's it. He wants a blank check for spending and he wants no two step process that would detract from his pathetic 2012 campaign.

Obama truly lives in denial.... he has no clue how many people actually despise him and would like to see him at the bottom of the Potomac
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Dame PansyBastard™ wrote:
LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!
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fijiman wrote:
Interesting how you satirized the minority party. Last time I checked, BO and Reid were driving the car with Pelosi in the back seat, they ran out of gas, had to borrow from their credit line at the bank of US to fill up and then made a hard left turn into the Potomac in order to avoid the oncoming crash.

Surely, you can see humor in this without getting bent out of shape?
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Joe wrote:
wow, what stupidity. If every (rich and poor)individual and entity payed 5-10% of their earnings to the government, all our ills would be taken care of. Their would be enough money for all programs, and in due time, our country would have a surplus and everyone would be happy. Why is this model not presented to congress? Simply because the rich individuals and corporations do not want to pay their fair share. I dare any congressman to present such a bill to this effect.
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mike wrote:
Kadius
You are a god loving person trying to be a christen loving person. I dont think so you have more hate in you than the rest of your teabag buddies. why do wanna be christens judge everyone and not want to help thy neighbor when you were taught to love help and not judge. You are a self serving person of greed. a modern day tea bagger. As i said i hope you can buy your way into heaven. what does the good book say your chances are.
Now I know why tea baggers dont want to pay taxes. (they need there money for heaven.
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Nice wrote:
A recent increase in conservatives attempting to use the word "utopia" as a negative adjective has users across the internet laughing themselves into stitches. It has become increasingly apparent that many conservatives have no idea what the words they use actually mean.

When asked to comment on the phenomena one conservative replied "Fascist socialist liberal Marxist Muslim progressive leftist terrorist".
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rafael Nadal wrote:
America is under attack by the likes of Tea Party nuts, Speaker John Boehner, Congressman Eric Cantor. The idea is to destroy America, deport illegal, and get rid of the black president (that above all else). This is about hate and racism. If Osama were to come back and do what they are doing, we would be getting the seals to kill him again, what these southerners are doing is far worse and causing greater damaged to our nations, as far as I can see, they are fighting the civil war all over again; they should getting indicted, be found guilty and executed.
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Chilling wrote:
Very good - Onion style. :o) We need to keep a sense of humor as long as possible. Funniest thing? That the whole bunch of them are called Congressmen and women. I'm thinking maybe we can do something about a title change next election cycle.

Really surprised at the "let's default" crowd. Our education system at work.
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nobama wrote:
Democratic ignorance to the real issue "in motion."
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toto wrote:
HAHAHAHA
I like this story, i just hope it was real, those two assholes deserve to die.
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GA wrote:
This sounds like it was written by a liberal with assassination on his mind. Typical.
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Martha Stewart wrote:
Why isn't this true? Damnit!
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MeMyselfandI wrote:
I fully understand this was just supposed to be (sort-of) humor... but I hope that this guy does realize that the house republicans HAVE in fact passed a bill raising the debt limit... TWICE! The fact that the Senate (Reid) does not want to hold a vote on those bills is no fault of the House. I would think even a joke would have to take some accounting for the facts. Don't get me wrong, I would love to see some kind of bill come from the Democrats. I am just amazed that some many people are bashing the Repubs when the Democrats have not put forth one single solitary plan in the last... um.... 800 days!?!?!? That doesn't bother you guys a little?
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Clark wrote:
Please end the federal gov.

The states are better off not united.
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DemsAreBlindMorons wrote:
When the Democrats put forth some kind of a plan... anything at all, THEN come complaining about the the Republican plans. All of you idiot morons bashing republicans, and actually suggesting they wish this story was real..... what exactly about your guys do you like, are you proud of? Seriously! I mean, they have not proposed anything at all! Over two years in power, not one budget plan. ?????
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SheerUninformidity wrote:
oe wrote:
wow, what stupidity. If every (rich and poor)individual and entity payed 5-10% of their earnings to the government, all our ills would be taken care of. Their would be enough money for all programs, and in due time, our country would have a surplus and everyone would be happy. Why is this model not presented to congress? Simply because the rich individuals and corporations do not want to pay their fair share. I dare any congressman to present such a bill to this effect.

uh, really joe? apparently you don't realize that rich people and corporations DO pay 5-10% of their income in taxes. In fact, the top marginal tax bracket is 35%. I am going to assume that you also do not know that if the rich and corporations paid 100% taxes on their income (assuming they continued to keep working despite getting nothing for it), the increased revenue would not be sufficient to cover the deficit. Simple math shows that either spending has to go way down, or the taxation has to hardly hit much lower income earning households.
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The Raven wrote:
I say this is the govt would quit filling there own pockets with money and take a pay cut instead of putting it off on the rest of the people,maybe that would be a big help.I dont see how they can cut spending,on others that need the money or benifits,and vote to get a raise for what they havent done a dam thing to help.like regan said govt cant solve the problem they are the problem.and quit worrying about who gets credit just do the right thing.worst govt ever at its worst.
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Chad wrote:
You are a brainwashed fool if you think the republicans are at fault for ANY of the debt ceiling non-sense.

You are intellectually dishonest- if you think the Democrats are trying to save the day. They are politicking like nothing ive ever witnessed.
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Awesome wrote:
We are going to crash the global economy because a bunch of idiots don't know the difference between appropriation and budget.
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Salty wrote:
LOL funnier than this piece is the amount of comments from the indoctrinated. And for to those teas I say Sieg Heil, Y'all! ROFL
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Salty wrote:
to those teas===my bad
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InkSlayer wrote:
Ah Chad - The republicans are 100% at fault.

Raising the debt ceiling is a routine vote that was done 18 times during the Reagon Administration and has never been politicized before. This is unprecedented.

And for all you ignorant Fox viewers, it has nothing to do with spending more money.

It's purpose is to allow the government to borrow money to pay for things that it all ready bought.

5 Trillion racked up by Bush, and 2 Trillion by Obama.

To not raise the Debt Ceiling would be tantamount to you having a meal at a fancy restaurant, then telling the waiter you decided not to pay for it.

Two trillion on wars (never even put on any budget), One trillion on Bush's Tax Cuts, Tarp, Bush's Prescription Drug Big Pharma giveaway, Obama's Stimulus, ETC. ETC. That money is gone.
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Patriotson wrote:
Obviously an Obama and democratic socialist death wish for these two.
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InkSlayer wrote:
SheerUninformidity -

Rich individuals and corporations pay between ZERO and 15% in taxes.

That 35% tax rate is a Ruse - after all the Rich Guy Loop Holes the deductions the actual rate is about a third that.

Examples of what abuses a flat tax would eliminate:

ExxonMobil - Pretax income: $37.3 billion - ZERO income taxes were paid in the U.S. IN FACT - received a check for more than a BILLION dollars from the US Government - cause they're so needy.

Chevron - Pretax income: $18.5 billion
$200 million taxes paid in the U.S.

General Electric - Pretax income: $10.3 billion
Got a 1.1 billion dollar REFUND from the US - Because it said it lost money in the US

Bank of America - Pretax income: $4.4 billion
Got a 1.9 billion dollar REFUND from the US

Verizon - Pretax income: $11.6 billion
1.2 Billion taxes paid in the U.S. Tax rate: 10.5%

Not even mentioning all the billionaires whose income is sheltered with the help of the Republicans.
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Da Marehan wrote:
Barack Obama can be defeated come election. But don't worry, we can still elect Michelle Obama.
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amianvar wrote:
This is sheer nonesense!
Whatever happened to Google news?
How does this stupidity get into google news?
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Tony wrote:
Funny, Kamal! We need a sense of humor when sanity around us fails!
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Josh wrote:
People.. there is HOPE. Ron Paul will veto any unbalanced budget. He will end the endless wars, return us to FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY. Vote Ron Paul 2012.
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moogers wrote:
Good grief, it is satire.
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Sean wrote:
Very disappointing…I thought they really got into a bad accident and we would be rid of two more filthy, dirty, corrupt, anti-American, treasonous scumbags!
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vageorge wrote:
This has to be one of the most distasteful sick articles ever written. I believe the author should be banned from publishing. It is a sickening piece. I thought there was an accident when I read the headline. Which would have been a disaster for the country.
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torichen wrote:
Talk is cheap. Here are your options to spur change:
1) Vote
2) Contact your local representative
3) Organize a protest or petition
4) Run for office OR...
5) Follow Anders Behring Breivik's lead.

Now STFU, GTFO the Internet and DO something.
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zack back wrote:
This probably the best and the funniest thing since the debt crisis began. It clearly reflects in parody and satire the ridiculous nature of those idiots in Washington who seek to muck up everything the current administration has be committed to. If I were to add anything to this, it would have been along the lines of " Two African Americans who witnessed the accident immediately dove into the depths of the Potomac to save the parties. However, upon realizing that it was Boehner and Cantor, the men immediately swam back to shore without taking any action- as they realized that Boehner and Cantor always take up positions contrary to sanity when it comes to "Races" in America and within this present administration.
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ugh. wrote:
Lowest fucking form of humour. The headline is the online equivalent of jumping out at someone and yelling 'boo', then laughing at them while they have a heart attack.

Oh and then for good measure, smearing poo all over their face. (Where poo=defecate qualities of the writing, face=collective public consciousness. Look mommy, I can make metaphor like clever man in article!)

Finally, the asses who are on this forum complaining about whatever politician/party taking money from hard-working americans, CLEARLY DO NOT BELONG IN THAT CATEGORY. GET OFF YOUR SOAPBOXES, YOU UNINFORMED CRANKS, AND DO SOMETHING FOR THE SOCIETY YOU LIVE IN.

And given that advice, that's what I'm gonna do.

THAT IS ALL
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vageorge wrote:
I have done that and continue to campaign against the obama empire
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Ha! wrote:
Google plainly indicates that this is a satirical story. I read it as such and found it very amusing. What I found appalling was the ignorance of some people to recognize it for what it is, a satire. Even more appalling is how deep their ignorance runs.
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John Baynor wrote:
I dont know who pays your salary Kamal but they obviously have no idea that you are not worth the silicon used to hold this article in the cloud!
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TechnoPeasant wrote:
This article is hilarious and I voted REAGAN,REAGAN, BUSH, PEROT, BUSH, BUSH.
OBAMA.

Faux News is doing a huge disservice to this country
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aaron fleszar wrote:
Rather than reading computer generated comments from the military how about the truth?
A military coup d'etat began in 2008 with the introduction of Sarah Palin as John McCain’s running mate.

Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet. Who did you think writes his teleprompter?

This is the real story that the media is not and cannot report on. Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last election and the military’s overthrow of our government. Search ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot and learn the real deal.
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YesI TypedIt wrote:
The maker of this is best described as: if stupidity had a middle name it would be theirs.
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New York Stock Exchange wrote:
Google stocks to hit 52-week low on August 1, 2011!!
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BO the BFer wrote:
More so-called humor from the nutless leftists. You know, the haters that shouted "Kill Bush!" from every rooftop.
A libtard is merely a fecalsexual intellectual.
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diamondcouriersltd1@live.com wrote:
All ur base Bering ti us
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George W. Bush wrote:
Eat more pork. American men will win again. History proves easterners are cowards. Let's Roll
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Muhammad Naguib wrote:
Hey Kamal, thought you died in 1999? We did not like Sadat's policies either. Good to see you working!!! This is very funny stuff. Only in America. The date is November 5, 2011. Will see you all ur base Bering ti us. Okey dokey.
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Lotte wrote:
Priceless. That "photo" of them in the car makes them look like two loopy teenagers, LOL. Unfortunately, they both act like two infants. Thanks for much needed laughs.
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Dood Abides wrote:
Heh... Kharma and Malaise... you go Kamal!

Call me...
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